🧡 SCARLET!🧡

▍ ❝   Joseph.
Joseph is my only friend . he's also my caretaker. he gives me food(although i don't really need it) and a place to sleep and his companionship. he's a pretty well built guy aswell and can hold his own alot of the time in the real world. my favorite thing about him is how he always agrees to my antics, no matter what i tell him i want to do he always allows it to happen and joins in on my possibly life threatening activities. almost loyal to me.as of recent me and him have been invading random establishments for our own personal gain, this is all that lets us pay our rent.

GENERAL .
•   name   :   Scarlet "Scone" Funny
•   alias   :   Scone
•   gender   :   She/her/it
•   species   :   Traffic Cone?
•   occupation   :   Thievery, debauchery, beggingPHYSICAL .
•   eyes   :   All the colors of the rainbow!
•   hair   :    Whatever you want it to be!
•   height   :   Whatever you want it to be!
•   weight   :   Whatever you want it to be!
•   build   :   Whatever you want it to be!
•   skin   :   Orange
•   clothing   :   awesome

BACKGROUND.
•   birthplace   :  i don't want to talk about it
•   current residence   :  my only friend/"legal guardian" Joseph
•   nuclear family   :   One of a kind!
•   extended family   :   One of a kind!
•   in-laws   :   One of a kind!
•   pets   :   Joseph
•   significant other   :   :(
•   children   :   can't?❝ + POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES : My body is whatever i want it to be whenever, i am an excellent fighter and incredibly agile. i'm not a human. i protect those i love with the life i don't have. i never overdose no matter how much i do. my body is resilient. since i'm not human, nobody tries to arrest me for the things i do.
❝ - NEGATIVE ATTRIBUTES : i easily get violent to those who don't love me. i don't have fingernails.

❝ hi. i'm Scone. you can call me Scarlet if i like you. i'm forever 23, but i was built two years ago. obviously, you may be concerned about the fact i'm not a human being. don't worry about it. maybe open your mind a little, accept a little fun in your life. either way, i'm made of all different kinds of plastic which i mold and bend to my own will, no it doesn't hurt either. i am what i am. Joseph is my only friend and my "legal" guardian, we do everything together.

if you really care enough about me to ask for more than you might as well just ask. i'll link somewhere where you can do an AMA or something one day.

▍ ❝   I.i love eating trans fats. i know it sounds weird but the chemical composition of trans fats really makes my "skin" look nice and bright and smooth.

▍ ❝   II.
i love swordfighting. something about the way human skin opens up is really satisfying to me, as compared to my sturdy plastic skin. i'd probably be a really good butcher if it weren't for the microplastics.

▍ ❝   III.
dressing up. i absolutely adore dressing up, i have such a large wardrobe full of different things i wanna be day to day. i even sometimes "cosplay" as other characters. most of them nonhumans though. it's more fun being something i already am than something i'll never be.

▍ ❝   #1kids. they're so disrespectful. all they do is stare at me and try to touch me, some even scream and cry when they see me. i don't get it. i'm not from a horror movie or something.

▍ ❝   #2
heat. i hate heat, it's difficult for someone made of plastic to tolerate being hot already but sweating for me is just the worst. also it's literally my biggest weakness so.

▍ ❝   #3
scientists and factories. i don't want to talk about it.